100 meters in 2 1/2 hours

Somebody went and wrote (intentionally) the worst possible user interface for a video game, and it’s pretty hilarious. It’s called, simply, QWOP.

I was doing OK, right up until the first hurdle:

qwopfail

Of course, by “doing OK”, I mean I figured out how to hobble along in a front split position while not falling over. It took me a few minutes to reach 50 meters.

The Slog post where I found that also had a link to this, which I saw a while ago, but still cracks me up:

2 Responses to “100 meters in 2 1/2 hours”

  1. Holy crap. That was the hardest game I’m ever played. And I’ve played Tron without a spinner!

  2. Um, WTF, how the hell did you make it past 2 meters? I do not have the patience to figure out that control set….I mean…wow, who the fuck though that up?

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